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Blooming English by Kate Burridge

I love the Cambridge University Press.  Just thought I’d throw that in there.  Actually I love all university presses.  Because I am a NERD. Moving on, this book is full of lovely little articles on some of the eccentricities of the English language.  Quirky things like blending, yod dropping, the creation and death of affixes, suffixes and -ixes of all kinds, all kinds of fun stuff. 

This is mighty odd considering I HATED the required linguistics courses I took for my anthro degree. It was a fun book, read in fits and starts, as it was meant to be.  All the articles were taken from her radio show, so none are long and all are easy to read.  She is an Aussie, so a few of her references are a little outside my American head, but she is really quite readable.  It amazing there aren’t more linguists with such a knack.  

Highly recommend.  You get lots interesting trivia to entertain your friends-Did you know that gradable adjectives of more that two syllables are losing or have already lost their ending?  For example- we still say big, bigger and biggest, but not beautifuller or beautifulest. We used to say such things, the author brings up Lewis Carroll and Shakespeare as examples (’curiouser’ and ‘horrider’) even one syllable adjectives may lose their endings in the future.  Interesting, no?  

I still haven’t set a standard for how I’m going to review books yet, so we’ll go with the standard star method.  4 1/2 stars.

They Might Be Giants could totally write my theme song

Life is seriously unfair. 

I’m writing absolute crap, not too stunning a revelation I know, but it’s bugging me, not because its crap, but because I can’t seem to get in the groove.  I’m behind- like nine thousand words behind- and it’s looking less and less likely I’ll catch up.  I’ve got a week off coming up; I’d better put down the Star Wars books and get my ass to work. 

I expected to feel some blockage, but damn, none of my brilliant plotting seems to be holding up.  I keep swerving off on tangents, getting lost in exposition, creating copious amounts of back story- basically anything I can do to avoid plotting.  That’s always been my weakest aspect.  I can wax eloquent with the best of them about settings, characters, back story, I just can’t create anything exciting.  These people have been living in my head for YEARS and they just don’t do anything! 

Frustration much? 

I know I shouldn’t complain, I just get so damn annoyed with myself.  Then I get depressed and ignore my writing blah blah blah.  Willpower has left the building my friends. 

So I broke my “No fiction until December” rule and starting reading some Star Wars novels- ever since I won $100 on the Star Wars slot machine my old obsession has reared its head.  The writing it pretty mediocre, but the stories are great.  I’m not huge on Sci-Fi as a rule, usually because I have a difficult time picturing the gadgets and gizmos described, which takes a lot out of the book.  That one of the few place my overactive (but apparently unexciting) imagination fails me.  But Stars Wars is easy to picture thanks to Mr. Lucas and I love Wookies.  The good thing is, it’s not interfering with my own story.  It’s also calming me down when I get into the “I hate myself” mode and keeping me just in the edge of creation mode, as I think about all the ways I could make the writing better. 

Damn, what an ego.  These folks are all published writers and here I am, with an ass load of exposition and fourteen main characters, thinking I can write better then they can.  Sometimes I think I’m just a little on the far side of the sanity divide. 

Reading: Star Wars 

Listening: Anything heartbreak-y, as I’m still not over the EF split 

Shopping: none, I’m broke 

Watching: Super into Supernatural (see what I mean, CRAP!) 

Playing: Nothing, no time 

 

We must move foward not backward, backward not upward and always twirling, twirling, twirling!

Moving forward (not backward) writing is still going strong. 5000 words and more. It’s going well, as seen by the excerpt below, but not perfect. There’s a lot of stuff that needs work, way to much exposition for one thing, but just remember, it’s supposed to be that way. I’m going to a wedding this weekend out of town, then going to write my ass off with my day off. I’ll post another excerpt when I can. Also reading a new book, non-fiction so it doesn’t interfere with the story, I’ll post more on that later.

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She was alone.

Rhie sat, her eyes closed, listening to the pleasant whispers of animals and insects as dusk fell over the grey-black mountains she’d lived in for the last week. As she sat, calming the whirlwind of emotions just being on a Hero-marked island had caused, she heard, faintly, the sounds of her two Teerlian guides breaking camp, then sneaking away with what they thought was her bag of tools and concoctions. In fact, it was full of leaves and rocks with no use, except that they were spelled with an unpleasant odor that would stay with the thieves for weeks, possibly months, depending on their bathing habits.

Sighing, Rhie let her mind focus once again on her task, now doubly hard, but somehow she still felt a sense of relief to have the two men gone. She was searching for the almost extinct plant known as Starweed in these parts, or Silvertounge in the northern edges of the country, where she had been raised. The plant was well known in myth and legend for being able to cure almost anything. It had been all but extinct for nearly 150 years, supposedly wiped out by the Sea Wars, which, despite their common name, actually took place mostly on land. In fact, between the massive grass and forest fires set by both armies and the prodigious use of medicinal herbs native to the Silver Lakes and surrounding areas, Rhie was surprised that more plants hadn’t gone extinct.

As she sat cross-legged in the dying light, new, more intense feelings began to arise in her, as they did every night about this time. Owanee, the Twilight Heroine, rules this time, the union between the day and night, the flow of powers stronger than either separately but not a blending, no, a totally new power created from the old. Like a child, part mother, part father, but ultimately the part that rules is that which is unique to the child itself, that which has no real source but Chance. Dusk took on a magic unique to itself, part day, part night and yet neither.

These thoughts danced in Rhie’s head as the sun’s last rays touched the thick line of clouds on the rocky horizon, firing them in the heat of unmatched shades of pink, red and orange. Owanee was not Rhie’s Patron, but still Rhie knew how to feel for the heroine’s influence and the young demigoddess let Rhie feel her power. She never let her touch it, but merely allowed her a glimpse. It was always like that. There where at least eighty heroes, each with their own provenance and most would let Rhie see their power, see the gifts they bestowed upon those chosen mortals who would walk in their footsteps and follow their teachings, and some were even allowed wield their power and do their will here on earth.

That was how Rhie ended up here. She could feel and see the powers around her very young, almost as long as she could remember. She spent her childhood with her Mother, traveling from town to town, pedaling wares with the market trains that crossed the entire Empire, from the snow chocked Northedge, to the great Western Desert, across which lay the small country of Inuana resting on the coast of the Green Sea. Everywhere that Rhie traveled, she learned new stories about the Heroes, sometimes even learning about new ones, those Heroes rarely spoken of in ‘civilized’ company. Her mother may have encouraged Rhie’s desire to learn about the Heroes they worshipped secretly, but Rhie rather doubted her mother would have approved of her learning the sordid tales of Teria the Seducer or Hippete the Joyous or especially the notorious Erian the Pirate. Nevertheless, Rhie’s young mind was insatiable for new stories. Whenever she heard a new one, she tried out her connection to the Hero as soon as possible. Like reaching for Owanee at twilight, she almost always got a response, but never the one she wanted. She would get tacit acknowledgement most of the time, a peek into their energy and power if she was lucky. The world flowed with power, Rhie had been taught since she was born, and her life energy was a part of that flow, given to her by her parents and the will of the Mother Fate. Sometimes though, certain lives are Touched by one of the Holy Ones, or Heroes and so affected when they appear in the world. The Holy Ones are special souls, created by the Eight to perform certain tasks or lead people when they most need it. After they shuck their mortal coils, the Heroes are gifted with a special place in the world between Heaven and Earth if they so choose, so that they can affect the world of mortals, but not directly. They must use acolytes, Priests or Priestesses, or rarely, mortal souls given great powers with which to do their bidding for them. To these Avatars, the Holy Ones give gifts and powers connected to their particular skill or talent. Sehan the Healer, for example, when a mortal, gave the gift of medicine knowledge to the peoples of the world, and his chosen were given the gift Healing in many forms, from being able to see the illness, to the ability to divert pain, even the ability to physically heal. All the Heroes gave such powers to their chosen, to some degree, yet the Avatars were given something more, some near to their own powers, but adapted to the times in which the Avatar was living, to bring the specific help that was needed right then. Some even spoke to their chosen in some way. Yera the Seer did so through the omens of the future her Avatars read.

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Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

I don’t know why that phrase is running around in my head, probably because of all the crappy crap crap that’s been happening. Brain Tumors, friends backstabbing, boyfriends abandoning…. let’s just say it hasn’t been a great week. On the plus side, which ids odd for me to say as I am not an optimist, I’m gearing up for NaNoWriMo, which should be fun. finishing a 50k word story will give me at least a little of my confidence back. So I guess I shouldn’t abandon all hope. Now, where did I put Pandora’s box?

Now Playing

Reading: Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events

Watching: Heroes and the History Channel

Playing: Kingdom Hearts 2, again

Listening: AOL XM Radio on AIM, which rules!

Shopping: Not a lot, as I am broke, but I just got another knocked off my list for X-mas, now if the Brat would just give me his list.

Now Playing

Reading: All the Tanya Huff I can get my hands on, I’m in love!

Listening: “Love You” by Jack Ingram and “Two Pink Lines” by Eric Church

Playing: Tomb Raider Legends- still, I know and Safe Cracker for PC

Watching: Heros, Gilmore Girls (this season is shit compared to the others though)

Shopping: Working on X-mas- almost done! A bridal shower gift- I hate weddings!

Writing

So I’ve been more than a little depressed lately.  Getting off the whole life path things and being stuck in a job I can’t stand.  So I’m trying to make some changes.  Teh first of which I am implementing now.  I am going to blog everday for a week, as a warm up for NaNoWriMo (http://www.nanowrimo.org) which I WILL complete this year if it kills me.  So watch for updates on that.  I am also going to start reorganizing this website into something I can be proud of, rather than a carbon copy of every blog out there.  I need to get off my ass and do something with myself.  If I can accomplish something then maybe Ill get a little confidence back – which is really odd because ego has never really been my problem before- but with just a little self esteem back I think I can really get moving on all those things I know will make me happier.

Updates to look for:

My explosion on the state of the Packers, Yankees and Hawkeyes (all three have contributed, maybe too significantly, to my dark thoughts of late

The drama and trauma of my recent sleep issue

Excerpts from whatever it is I end up writing for NaNoWriMo (although it doesn’t start until Nov, and I’m going to try not to write any fiction until then, just to stay fresh)

More book reviews

More Lists

A new banner with code so all of my five readers can link me (I’d really like to know if anyone I don’t know personally reads this site- in fact even if I do know you personally, let me know if you read this site, it’s be nice to know if anyone was reading this)

New links

New format for the site, complete with downloads

A witty, subtle and very cool tagline- if I can ever come up with one

Thoughts on the trials and tribulations of studying for the GRE

Probably rants on everything, I’m in a rant-y kind of mood

Keep checking, I WILL update everyday for at least a week, hopefully longer.

(Yes, I am fully aware I’ve had many grandiose plans for turning my life around a dozens of points in my life and none of them stuck, but if I gave up trying… well- maybe all this self pity is why people don’t read the site?)

New Stuff and Now Playing

A New Lists page has been added, more to come

Reading: Why do Clocks Run Clockwise By David Feldman

Watching: Supernatural- I LOVE this show! Waiting impatiently for the Eragon movie to come out

Listening: The new Jo Dee Messina song, I don’t know the name ( I usually hate Jo Dee, so I don’t expect it to last) and Love You, by Jack Ingram (LOVE IT!)

Playing: Tomb Raider Legend on PS2

Shopping: Sprucing up my Amazon wishlist for the holidays

Have I ever told you just how much I HATE Ohio State?

Despise

Abhor

Detest

Loath

Scorn

Can’t Stand

Spurn

Disdain

- and that, my friends, in a nutshell, is how I feel about the fucking Buckeyes

The Many Moods of Mr. Tate

I want to start this by saying I hope any Texans who swore to stop reading after that last post will break their vow to read this, where I (hopefully) make up for it by extolling the virtues of one of its native sons.  

The incomparable, impetuous, impassioned, irrational, impulsive and slightly insane (man I love alliteration!) Drew Tate. 

The understatement of the year: he’s a bit emotional 

The second understatement of the year: he’s important to the Hawks 

I swear on all I hold dear to me that he will give me a heart attack one day- maybe even before he gives himself one.  He’s just so damned excitable!  He should care, he should get pissed when things go wrong and enjoy it when things go right.  And then forget about it!  He needs to control himself, while letting go of past, then he’ll control the ball better and make better decisions. 

He’s not dumb, by any means.  He grew up with football on the brain.  He grew up in Texas for fuck’s sake.  Texas is football.  So don’t tell me he doesn’t know pressure, or what happens when you don’t forget what happened last time. 

He is, by far, the most valuable player on the team.  On any team in fact.  Without him, we are lost.  He leads us; his emotion drives us to greater and greater heights, just to drop us to the ground, like last year.  He’s our greatest strength and our Achilles’ Heal.  It’s a lot of pressure, maybe that’s why he’s so damned fragile. 

Sure, I get emotional about football.  I scream for blood at the TV, I rant about steroids, I rave about great plays, I probably invest a little too much of myself into this stuff. 

But I don’t call the plays, I don’t read defenses and I sure as hell do not throw the damn ball!  Drew Tate does and so, I will say, as I have said since his sophomore year- “if he’d just settle down for two freaking minutes and listen to his instincts he’d be awesome” 

-and what does he do?  All hope is lost in the sunny land of Florida, at the 2005 Capitol One Bowl.  The LSU Tigers (reining champs) have our Hawks by the balls and Drew Tate, the most miserable man in town finally gives up, settles down, listens to his instincts and throws an unbelievable pass.  A game winning pass.  The Hawks have conquered the once and forgotten tigers.  All is good in the world. 

My heart stopped for a full minute.  I have a beautiful framed picture of the moment.  We can have the glory again- Tate can have that glory again. 

This Saturday, at 7:00PM Central Standard Time we have our chance. 

Chandler, Schlicher, Young, Sims, Shada- Tate  

These young men have the power, in the awesome force of their talent, drive and the greatest coach in college football- to overcome the odds and beat the EVIL Ohio State Buckeyes. 

I have a dream ladies and gents- oh do I have a dream.  The dejected face of Troy Smith, the tears of Antonio Pittman…. oh it is sweet. 

  

 

Art and and Downfall of Modern Society

Has everyone heard about the tragic misuse of field trips in Texas?  They actually let 5th graders view ancient works of smut!  Nude people!  In an Art museum!  I am appalled! Disgusted!  Distraught!
 Um, no.
Disgust doesn’t even come close to my steaming pile of righteous indignation.  Ms. McGee should sue the shit out of the Fisher school system.  Interfering with her right to do her job, censorship, hypocrisy, being stupid,  I don’t know, we should create laws just so she can sue them some more.
Click to read the whole story. 
Teaching children that the human body is shameful, dirty or bad is perpetuating the terrible rash of low self esteem, body dysphoria and obsessive guilt that pervades this country.  I’m not going to tell a person how to raise their children, but to create such a nervous, hysterical environment in the public schools is a crime.
Not the least of the issues that this brings up is sexism.  Girls’ breasts are ‘bad’, but boys should have strong sculpted pecs and show them off at the beach or truck pulls.  Looking a male without a shirt is just fine, but anyone who looks at a topless woman is always sexual and just a little ‘wrong.’  And god forbid a woman takes her top off, what a slut. 
The moral of this story?  Texas is again showing the world that is Americans are backwards, insane, oversensitive and completely stupid.  I wish the rest of the country was beacon of logic and civility to prove this one sad exception wrong, but  we have TWICE elected the epitome of everything wrong with this country, so I don’t see much hope for proving Texas wrong. 
I’m with the Dixie Chicks- this incident, along with so, so many others- makes me ashamed to be an American in this day and age. 
 
(And yes, I realize that this tirade against Texas is hypocritical- one school board and one(or two) citizens in the public eye should not be representative of the state, nor its population, as a whole.  Just like Texas shouldn’t represent America as a whole.  BUT- between the current administration and various entertainment industries such as sports, music, TV, and a hundred other things, Texas is portrayed everywhere as an example of Real America (Wild West, Sports are everything, Cowboys, ‘We don’t need no book learnin,’, etc.) , and I don’t like what that says about our country.  That’s all I’m saying.)