Icarus Lands

Scene 1, Day 1

The Big M- “Damn, you’re pink!” 

Me: (Having not noticed at all until he says something) “Ahhhhhh!”

Scene 2, Day 1

Chicklet’s Mom- “Ohmygod!  You are soooooooo burnt!”

Me -”I know”

Chicklet’s Mom- “That has to really hurt!”

Me: “It does”

Chicklet’s Mom- “Seriously, you are soooooooo red!”

Me: “I know”

Scene 3, Day 1

The Big M- (snickering) “We thought you wanted lobster for dinner”

EF- (distracted)-”What?”

The Big M- (Points to me) “You know, Lobster”

EF- “Oh”

Scene 4, Day 1

Brat: (Rubbing aloe on my shoulders) “Trying to fly into the face of the sun?”

Me: (Near tears) “My wings (-sniff-) melted”

Brat: (With true sincerity) “Sorry Icarus, I should have warned you ’bout that”

 

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