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There are a lot of reasons I follow the hoardes and watch American Idol, but this is by far the best reason:

“David Hernandez tells us about his job at a pizza bistro. He says the words “pizza bistro” like a million times, which no matter how many times you say “pizza bistro” it still means teabagging out-of-town businessmen.”(written by Jacob at www.twop.com)

My GOD!  I almost lost my mind laughing when I read this.  For the rest of the recap, click here.  

Seriously, reading the recaps is the number one reason I make sure I watch each episode.  That may sound odd since the recaps are supposedly there for those who missed the show, but the unbelievably funny writing is twice as awesome when you can picture exactly what they are talking about.  Like David Hernandez teabagging a business man.  Hehehe.

I hate LOLCat speech.

HATE.

I don’t care how granny-ish that makes me.

HATE.

I dislike HRC, I didn’t caucus for her, although I will likely vote for her if she gets the nomination. 

But if one more piece of shit news outlet publishes a story about her getting teary eyed, I will start a journalistic revolution.

From www.cnn.com “Hillary Clinton became teary-eyed during an event at Yale University Monday — a moment that harkened back to her much talked-about display of emotion on the eve of the New Hampshire Primary.”

For fuck’s sake!  Who honestly cares?  If she was a man would ANYBODY care?  If I wanted a robot for president, I’d vote for John Kerry again.

Liberal media my ass.  Sexist, double standard promoting, mysogynistic hypocrites is what they are.  They aren’t liberal or conservative anymore, they’re just mean.

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